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John Oliver Tries To Make Sense Of 'Toddler Psychopath' Donald Trump's Budget

20 March 2017, 06:48 | Taylor George

John Oliver Says Adding Zebras To Our News May Be The Only Way Forward — VIDEO

John Oliver Says Adding Zebras To Our News May Be The Only Way Forward — VIDEO

It was quick, but brutal.

As Oliver sees it, the EPA, State Department and U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) are such a small part of the budget, Trump's cutting of funds was done not to save money but to give a metaphorical middle finger. The bit comes at the 2:15 mark (the photo sells it). Or was this post-graduate work for Miller?

He then replayed footage of Trump garbling incoherently about military spending, adding: "It sounds like the audiobook of A Farewell to Arms broadcast by an iPhone submerged in hot coffee". While sometimes I crave me a little bit of Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, James Corden, or Conan O'Brien on a weekend, I know that I'm always OK as long as John Oliver is there to give me a run down on everything I need to know about society and politics.

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Looking at the short list of what Trump has made a decision to increase spending in, and the very, VERY long list of what he has cut spending in, it becomes clear that Oliver has described it perfectly: the closing credits of America. Trump's budget proposal would cut a plethora of departments and important commissions, ranging from the Agriculture to Department and NASA to the National Endowment for the Arts. "Hope you find a gig with the next country that rises from our ashes". "But if you don't deliver the goods, people will eventually catch on". "You can't con people, at least not for long", a narrator recited. You can create excitement.

"You should regret everything: every life decision that brought you into this regretful job that you regretfully hold", Oliver said.

It would then mean that they could possibly go one week without having to mention him, and focus their humour on something else that is going on in the world. The second is that Donald Trump hasn't offered him a job yet. "And so you can afford military and all of the other things".



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